the next question is:

What do I do with this archeological find?

The options suggested thus far:

#1 Donate it to the Sex Museum in Amsterdam (somehow, don't think they'd take it)
#2 Look up the records for the previous owner(s) and send them a letter stating that I found something that belongs to them.

but what I really want, dear readers, are your ideas about how to properly dispose of my new 'toys'