Do you realize that we've been dating for almost 10 years?
Betcha didn't.
Betcha didn't even know we ARE together.

Surreptitously now. Sneaking a snog sans lingo.

Hell, Sans motion, emote and note.

What does this leave ME with?

Words and a nationwide search for the trust that will fill the hole left by you.

A suitable replacement. A Nutritious Equivalency (without the poison, of course) to you.