I spose it's time I should write something, eh?

so... I *think* that svenbob has a new reader. This of course brings the total readership to 2 (counting me checking my html ;)

But- this person's being real cagey about admitting reading anything other than the top entry.

so... to better confuse the situation, I've decided to offer up some confessions and lies pertaining to the 'true' history of Sven.

#1 I *did* have relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

#2 I ate all the chocolate

#3 I de-tuned your euke. (in 1976)

#4 I saw your sisters naked (sometime between 1986 and now)

#5 I ate the Sandbox (and stole it as well)

#7 I inhaled.

#8 I miss bologna sandwiches

#9 Not only did I inhale, but I smuggled it into Canada (and back!)

#10 I didn't miss that cue because I was putting out a fire backstage, I missed it because I was flirting with Antho, the sound op.

#11 In fact I was not the lighting guy, I was the Purple Ranger.... ahhhhhhh.... Spandex

#12 I'll erase the tape right after we watch it. I promise.

#13 Sure Yerev, that salami is Kosher.

the $10K prize

as in, Bob Saget would be handing ME the freakin check for $10K, if only there was a camera in my house this AM to record the efforts I was making to get Frances into the pet carrier so she could go to her grooming appointment.

Once again, I quote Kids in The Hall...

"Cat on my head! Cat on my HEAD!!!!"

sheesh.

(PS: Frances 2 : Sven 1)

Sadly, this is worse.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/867259.asp